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- June 11th, 2010
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if you combine all tv and film characters and generate a university run by them, you get the below. unknown source. i’ve tried to identify most from my own known knowledge. see if you can fill in the rest. what other departments can you think of? who would fill the roles. who are better suited for the roles below? are any of the ones i’ve written below incorrect?
Dean of Science
Professors of Science
Dean of Engineering
Professors of Engineering
Dean of Business
Professors of Business
Dean of Law
Professors of Law
Dean of Arts
Professors of Arts
Dean of Humanities
Professors of Humanities
Dean of Sports
Professors of Sports
dean of dept of science = dr who
comp sci – chuck bartowski, chuck
med sci – house
math – a beautiful mind – john somethin
theoretical physics – lost, daniel faraday
astronomy – dunno
chemistry – walter white, breaking bad
biology – psycho from human centipede
marine biology – steve zissou, the life aquatic
psychology – hannibal lecter, silence of the lambs
para psychology – fox and mulder, x files
paleontology – jurassic park dude
archeology – indy jones
lab maintenance – i forget
dean of engineering – Q, most bond films
mech eng. – tony stark, iron man
astronautical – scotty, star trek
automotive – i think you already know this bit.
nuclear – peter sellers in dr. strangelove or: how i learned to stop worrying and love the bomb
civil – danny day lewis in there will be blood
biological – dude from district 9
practical – angus macgyver
pharmacological – jonathane crane aka scarecrow in batman begins
applied physics – mythbusters dudes
architecture – ?
actuarial – ?
dean of business – gordon gecko from wall street
capital restructuring – various similar roles
public speaking – the tv ad infomercial guy who just died
mergers and & – american psycho or bruce wayne, could be either
corporate raiding – ?
marketing – jon hamm playing don draper in mad men
economics – ?
hostile takeover – hans, die hard
business management – tony soprano
transitional bm – ?
practical bm – steve carrell in the office
dean of law – john saul, breaking bad
corporate law – arrested development lawyer
criminology – ?
criminal justice – robocop
forensics – dexter
ethics – kiefer sutherland playing jack bauer in 24
business ethics – arrested development psycho dad
tactical litigation – kirk or law and order, take your pick
maritime law – sean connery in hunt for red october
tort – ?
bird – ?
habeas corpus – john mclane, die hard
dean of arts – bob ross, the joy of painting
graphic – mad men- bryan batt playing romano
film – ?
theatre – arrested development
fashion – zoolander
photography – hitchcock, rear window
painting – ed harris doing jason pollock
culinary arts – gordon ramsey
literature – ?
music/band – john williams
choir – nph, dr. horrible’s sing along blog
dance – river tam, firefly
dean of humanities – i forget,
journalism – ?
diplomacy – bond
theology – ?
philosophy – the dude, the big lebowski
political science – lolita?
womens studies – hank moody, californication
world languages – hans landa, inglorious basterds
linguistics – philleas fogg?
american history – deadwood
ancient history – ?
medieval history – mad max?
african american history – ?
dean of sports – gene hackman in hoosiers
golf – adam sandler, happy gilmore
hockey – the mighty ducks, emilio esteves
track and field – forrest gump
boxing – sly stallone, rocky
football – oj simpson
baseball – field of dreams
weightlifting – 300?
soccer – bend it like beckham















ok, i got 20, and 300 is correct.
you watch too much tv.
very amusing!
astronomy – carl sagan
lab maint – bill nye, the science guy
archit – the guy from ‘the matrix’ #2 or #3
actuarial – javier bardem from ‘no country for old men’
corporate raiding – clay davis from ‘the wire’
economic – ben stein from ‘ferris bueller’ (who actually did study economics)
transitional – stringer bell from ‘the wire’
capital restructuring – michael bluth from ‘arrested development’
crim – Gregory Peck as Atticus Finch in ‘to kill a mockingbird’
journalism – orson wells – citizen kane
political science – peter sellers in ‘dr. strangelove’
linguistics – henry higgins in ‘my fair lady’
ancient history – the young indiana jones?
medieval history – bruce campbell as ash in ‘army of darkness’
af-am history – GOB bluth in ‘arrested development’
dean of humanities – it’s that kid from Problem Child!
literature – Humbert from Lolita
film – it’s the guy who plays chief of staff in Grey’s Anatomy, not sure what the connection is
bird law – that’s Charlie from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
by the way, in diplomacy, that’s Thomas Crown, not Bond, and Christian Bale’s character in American Psycho always describes his job as “mergers and acquisitions”
and wouldn’t C3PO make a better world languages prof?
Dude, Tactical Litigation – Danny Crane from Boston Legal. How is that not obvious!?