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are you as cool as this guy?

a day in the life

Hab SoSlI’ Quch!

one of the few acceptable uses of the term LOL

“Microsoft unveiled the schedule for Windows 7 Release Candidate’s retirement in May 2009, when it issued the early look to the public. At the time, it said Windows 7 RC would expire June 1, 2010. Before that date, however, users are to receive warnings of the impending end. Starting on Feb. 15, Windows 7 RC will display notices every few hours that the machine will periodically shut down beginning on March 1. As of March 1, PCs running Windows 7 RC will automatically shut down every two hours. Those shutdowns will come without warning.

apple zone

physicists have too much time

A physicist carefully examined the way R2D2 flies in Attack of the Clones, and has come to a startling discovery. Examining the thrust of R2’s flight, then adding in gravity and resistance, he discerned that R2 is lighter than styrofoam.

Rhett Alain, a physicist at Southeastern Louisiana University, first turns R2’s flight into a free body diagram, pictured here. Then he solves for F-thrust, assuming Earth gravity and some atmospheric resistance (you can see all his equations here). Then he reaches the fun part, which is figuring out R2’s mass.

Writes Allain, as he solves his equation for mass:
* rho = 1.2 kg/m3
* Area: Wookieepedia says that R2 is 0.96 meters tall. Using tracker video on an image of R2, I am going to approximate it as a rectangle that is 0.42 meters by 0.62 meters for an area of 0.26 m2
* Wikipedia lists the drag coefficient for a smooth sphere as 0.1. It has a smooth brick with a coefficient of 2.1. A skier has a coefficient of 1.0. Wikipedia does not list the drag coefficient for R2, but a value of around 1.0 seems reasonable.
* For the velocity, I took it a little far. I was just going to ballpark guess at his speed, but I didn’t. I used Tracker to look at R2’s motion in Clone Wars where he flies to rescue Padme. From this, I get a speed of 2.3 m/s.
* I already said I would assume Earth-like gravity. So, g will be 9.8 N/kg
* Theta is about 35 degrees (although it could be as high as 45 degrees).
Using these values, the mass of R2 is 0.1 kg. Yes, 100 grams. How do I know I am correct? I know because Wookieepedia doesn’t list R2’s mass or weight. They know it is silly, so they left it off.
If this mass is so low, I think R2 doesn’t even need thrusters. He would just float (which would actually change my calculations above – I left off the buoyancy force). By my estimations, R2 is about .42 meters in diameter. This would put its volume at about 0.1 m3 and R2’s density would be this:

I was originally thinking that maybe R2 was made of styrofoam – but that has a density of about 40 kg/m3. So there.

So basically R2 doesn’t need thrusters, and is made of spiderwebs. Makes perfect sense!

fanboys

Kids growing up these days will probably be exposed to “Star Wars” films as they stumble upon them airing on different cable channels. This will be very, very confusing for them. Therefore, in an effort to help them figure out which of the films they’re watching, Maxim made this handy flowchart for the person who’s never seen a single “Star Wars.”

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mind your pees and q’s

remember the old useless fact about cats urine glowing in the dark under black lights? well it’s not the only pee that does so.

idiots

the idiot’s guide to ramadan by the bbc.

jenny craig for lois

lois

the verse or the house?

everyone reading this needs to go buy the box set for firefly, then watch serenity and then go watch dollhouse. immediately. stat. why? cuz joss whedon will make you a happy person or else gremlins will come out and haunt  you while you’re dreaming of elves and unicorns. oh by the way, after all of this, why don’t you come join in on the sing-a-long blog by dr. horrible.

Last year the National Debt Clock in New York City ran out of digits. The billboard-size electronic counter, mounted on a wall near Times Square, overflowed when the public debt reached $10 trillion, or 1013 dollars. The crisis was resolved by squeezing another digit into the space occupied by the dollar sign. Now a new clock is on order, with room for growth; it won’t fill up until the debt reaches a quadrillion (1015) dollars.

The incident of the Debt Clock brings to mind a comment made by Richard Feynman in the 1980s—back when mere billions still had the power to impress:

There are 1011 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it’s only a hundred billion. It’s less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.

The important point here is not that high finance is catching up with the sciences; it’s that the numbers we encounter everywhere in daily life are growing steadily larger. Computer technology is another area of rapid numeric inflation. Data storage capacity has gone from kilobytes to megabytes to gigabytes, and the latest disk drives hold a terabyte (1012 bytes). In the world of supercomputers, the current state of the art is called petascale computing (1015 operations per second), and there is talk of a coming transition to exascale (1018). After that, we can await the arrival of zettascale (1021) and yottascale (1024) machines—and then we run out of prefixes!

a couple walk into a bar…

i love google’s hidden sense of humour. try googling recursion. (un-nerds may not get it).

google-recursion

born in the us of pee-kay.

so my namesake and i have come up with the idea that kids today don’t know much about anything anymore. so we’ve decided to try and educate them about it one step at a time. read all about it at http://abbasbytwo.wordpress.com

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