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also in addition to the previous story, here’s a round up of this week’s other TSA incidents.

• Innocent passenger arrested for trying to bring a rubber-band ball onto an airplane.
• Woman passes out on plane after her drugs are confiscated.
• San Francisco International Airport screeners were warned in advance of undercover test.

so for all you ali_g and borat fans out there, indextube has pretty much every clip of his floating around the internats.well most of them anyway. i just saw one of cohen’s appearances on the daily show, and i think it’s the first time i ever seen him give an interview as himself. must have been a really old clip.

weirdly enough, he’s got a cousin named simon baron-cohen who is one of the world’s leading voices of autism research. he is also one of the dozens of scientists who have forecasted science for the next fifty years in today’s edition of scientific american magazine.

so this is what the education budget may be headed towards. i can’t imagine what’s going through this guys head. this guy in oklahoma thinks it’s a good idea to have bulletproof textbooks in case you need to run away from some person who is shooting up the school.

A retired veteran and candidate for Oklahoma State School Superintendent says he wants to make schools safer by creating bulletproof textbooks.
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Bill Crozier says the books could give students and teachers a fighting chance if there’s a shooting at their school.

“Our experiment was as scientific as we could make it, just two or three people who had been in the military,” says Crozier.

Crozier, who is running for state superintendent, took to an open field near Minco to see if a text book could stop a bullet during a school shooting. He believes students could use the reading material while running away from an attacker.

“The reason we are doing this experiment,” he says, “is because there was a kid in Fort Gibson who was shot in the back but the bullet did not penetrate his textbook.”

3Qd gives us a brilliant preview of what the world would look like when the Dalai Lama becomes president of the United States.

The congress considered many candidates and finally selected The Dalai Lama because he had traveled through the USA more than he had done in Tibet and in a recent Nobel peace prize winners rally he was not critical of the US.

Next morning a benign smile replaced a silly smirk on TV screens while emasculated Arnold sulked in his gym.

In his inaugural speech president Dalai Lama declared, “We will launch novel initiatives in foreign, domestic and economic fronts; we will follow the doctrine of TLC: terrorism, liberation and consumption.

TERRORISM shall be our foreign policy. (Hillary’s jaw dropped, Kerry’s eyes popped, Kennedy’s heart stopped.) But we will give a new definition to TERRORISM: To Engage Rivals in Redirecting Our Resources In Serving Mankind (Hillary-Kerry-Kennedy body parts relaxed.)

On the domestic front, we will not only ensure life and liberty but seek liberation of the intellect from the clutches of the ego. Then and only then we will achieve true freedom. (Richard Gere smiled)

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