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Updated: crossword puzzle

July 25th, 2005 by Abbas Halai

try and solve this sci-fi crossword puzzle. if you’re sitting there scratching your head going…wtf?!?!!, then notice the date on the newspaper. will post the answer in a few days or you should be able to find it on wired.com if you look hard enough.

Update:Here is the final solution to the crossword. The crossword puzzle is from a hypothetical 2019 issue of the NY Times and the clues have somewhat of a geeky bent to them, ranging from Firefox to Coleco to the Appollo 11 landing.

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geek wars

July 25th, 2005 by Abbas Halai

from the Sun Ray Blog, the war on terror via unix shell interactions.

The War on Terror

As viewed from the Bourne shell.

$ cd /middle_east
$ ls
Afghanistan Iraq Libya Saudi_Arabia UAE
Algeria Israel Morrocco Sudan Yemen
Bahrain Jordan Oman Syria
Egypt Kuwait Palestine Tunisia
Iran Lebanon Qatar Turkey

$ cd Afghanistan
$ ls
bin Taliban
$ rm Taliban
rm: Taliban is a directory
$ cd Taliban
$ ls
soldiers
$ rm soldiers
$ cd ..
$ rmdir Taliban
rmdir: directory “Taliban”: Directory not empty
$ cd Taliban
$ ls -a
. .. .insurgents
$ chown -R USA .*
chown: .insurgents: Not owner
$ cd ..
$ su
Password: *******
# mv Taliban /tmp
# exit
$ ls
bin
$ cd bin
$ ls
laden
$ cd ..
$ rm -r bin/laden
bin/laden: No such file or directory
$ find / -name laden
$
$ su
Password: *******
# mv bin /tmp
# exit
$ pwd
/middle_east/Afghanistan
$ cd /opt/UN
$ ln -s /Bad_Guys/Al_Qaeda /middle_east/Iraq/.
ln: cannot create /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda: Permission denied
$ su
Password:*******
# ln -s /Bad_Guys/Al_Qaeda /middle_east/Iraq/.
# cd /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
Al_Qaeda: does not exist
# rm /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
# mkfile 100g /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
mkfile: No space left on device
# rm /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
# cd /opt/Coalition/Willing
# mkfile 1b /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
# chown -R USA:Proof /middle_east/Iraq/Al_Qaeda
#exit
$ cd /middle_east/Iraq
$ ls
saddam
$ ls
saddam
$ ls
saddam
$ ls -a
. .. saddam
$ find / -name [Ww][Mm][Dd]
/Korea/North/wMd
$ wall Propaganda.txt
Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on USS_Abraham_Lincoln Th May 1st
Mission Accomplished!
$ rm saddam
saddam: No such file or directory
$ find / -name saddam
/var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam
$ wall NewsWorthy.txt
Broadcast Message from USA (pts/1) on Time.Magazine Sat Dec 13
We Got Him!
$ mv /var/opt/dictators/spiderhole/saddam /opt/jail
$ cd /opt/USA
$ cp -Rp Democracy /middle_east/Iraq
$ cd /middle_east/Iraq/Democracy
$ ./install
Install Error: Install failed. See install_log for details.
$ more install_log
Installed failed!
Prerequisite packages missing
Conflicting package Wahhabism found in /midde_east/Saudi_Arabia
Packages Church and State must be installed separately
File System /PeakOil nearing capacity
Please read the install guide to properly plan your installation.
$

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the charm of weddings.

July 25th, 2005 by Abbas Halai

for anyone who has been hiding under a hole, this month kay has done a truly brilliant job photo documenting all the emotions and feelings behind her sister’s wedding and captured every mood leading up to the final day. jammie, i wish you and your husband best of luck in your life ahead and thank you for allowing kay to share her thoughts with the rest of us.

sincerest apologies to kay for a terrible typo. they are all her own thoughts and feelings that have been expressed in the above blog. my bad.

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rss

July 25th, 2005 by Abbas Halai

what rss reader do you guys use?

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afraid are you?

July 25th, 2005 by Abbas Halai

we are not afraid.com, versus i am fucking terrified.com, following up in the style of when everybody was sorry after bush got re-elected.

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