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October 31st, 2005 by Abbas Halai

ten reasons why iran rocks. there goes that terror idea.

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messing with google’s head - a tribute to johnny cash

October 31st, 2005 by Abbas Halai

i can’t wait to watch “walk the line“. as a huge johnny cash fan, i figured i’d mess with google a bit from an inspiration i recieved. we take one of his most popular hits “ring of fire”, the lyrics are below.

Love is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire…

I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.

The taste of love is sweet
when hearts like our’s meet
I fell for you like a child
oh, but the fire went wild..

then we translate them from english to french, then french to german, then finally back from german to english and we produce this result.

The love is a brûlante thing,
and it carries out a counting ireryrings by the wild demand,
which I am fallen inside to a ring of the fire…

I am inside to one brûlant ring of the fire please,
which I climbed down downward downward,
and the flames changed over to 1.

And it burns burns burns
the ring of the fire the ring of the fire.
The taste of the love is tender,
if the hearts, when our collection
I is fallen for you likes a child OH,
but the fire is as moved become.

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football

October 31st, 2005 by Abbas Halai

street maradona or madonna?

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bring the funny

October 31st, 2005 by Abbas Halai

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NOBODY MOVES NOBODY GETS HURT
An hour of solos Stand-Up Comedy* by Sami Shah
All original material.

WHERE: P.A.C.C
WHEN: NOVEMBER 13TH (Sunday)
TIME: 8 TO 9 P.M. (Show starts at 8:00 prompt)

Tickets available at AGHA’S, COSTA COFFEE AND ROASTERS and before the show

*Safe for people for all ages

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more on social networking

October 28th, 2005 by Abbas Halai

danah boyd, a research student at UC berkeley posts some very interesting papers that she wrote on the phenomenon behind social networking and all her research that she did behind it. all her papers are available here. she has specifically made a case study about friendster and done intensive research on it.

examples of papers are:

“None of this is Real: Networked Participation in Friendster”, “Profiles as Conversation: Networked Identity Performance on Friendster, “Vizster: Visualizing Online Social Networks”, and “Public Displays of Connection”. You can browse through these particular papers here.

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barely passing

October 28th, 2005 by Abbas Halai

calc i and ii just suck don’t they? well, if you’re having trouble, find the solution online. thanks shaima for reminding me of this. heh.

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khaaaaaaaan

October 28th, 2005 by Abbas Halai

hah! george takei, aka sulu, came out! freak trek nerds go out with a vengeance trying to figure out if his character as sulu was gay or not either.

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harvey dent

October 27th, 2005 by Abbas Halai

ever wonder how to count in binary and what the hell those 0’s and 1’s mean. well here you go. learn to count binary on your fingertips.

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communication trends

October 27th, 2005 by Abbas Halai

due to the advent of the internet over the past couple of decades, communication mediums have been introduced into society that nobody ever had. technology has helped move communication to levels never before seen with IM, Email, VoIP etc. but even the telephone, facsimile, telegram, the ballpoint pen, and the invention of papyrus was a step up in communication methods from what people used previously.

forbes has a brilliant collection of well known celebrities in their respective fields to speak about different means of communication and how it affects our society today and how it has matured over the years/centuries etc. they cover communication in all forms, technology, science, commerce, culture, commerce and other celeb interviews.

some examples:

arthur c. clarke, best known for his novels ‘2001: a space odyssey’ and ‘rendezvous with rama’ speaks on how to “join the planetary conversation“.

noam chomsky on “the spontaneous invention of language“. chomsky is a world renknowned political activist and linguistics professor for MIT.

jane goodall on “why words hurt“. i recently mentioned goodall here. as did von aurum.

david copperfield on “keeping secrets“. copperfield is a famed magician who was engaged to claudia schiffer. (bastard).

wil wheaton on “blogging“. wil wheaton of uber geek fame, unfortunately more commonly known as wesley crusher does a very unique IM interview.

steven pinker on “why we have language“. i mentioned pinker here recently.

there’s many, many more such as
stan lee of marvel comics fame,
vint cerf, the “father of the internet” for developing tcp/ip,
sid meier, one of the most important computer game programmers ever,
walter cronkite, america’s favourite anchorman,

and many, many more. do check it out.

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quirks

October 27th, 2005 by Abbas Halai

updated the blogroll a bit. removed a few pointless links. do you guys want me to disable the click history? i’ve turned it on as a trial for now. lemme know if i should disable it or if it gets annoying or something.

jay varma. geek of geeks.

nabeel zeeshan. passer by with good tid bits.

bakpak chik. funny rants and bohri topi’s.

fristed. no comment yet. dudes got no feed.

chapati mystery. seems like it’s cool to link here.

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on social networking

October 26th, 2005 by Abbas Halai

via badmash

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i want it that way

October 26th, 2005 by Abbas Halai

i love the kid in the background playing counter-strike.

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God does not want 16 kids

October 26th, 2005 by Abbas Halai

By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Who are you to judge? Who are you to say that the more than slightly creepy 39-year-old woman from Arkansas who just gave birth to her 16th child yes that’s right 16 kids and try not to cringe in phantom vaginal pain when you say it, who are you to say Michelle Duggar is not more than a little unhinged and sad and lost?

And furthermore, who are you to suggest that her equally troubling husband — whose name is, of course, Jim Bob and he’s hankerin’ to be a Republican senator and try not to wince in sociopolitical pain when you say that — isn’t more than a little numb to the real world, and that bringing 16 hungry mewling attention-deprived kids (and she wants more! Yay!) into this exhausted world zips right by “touching” and races right past “disturbing” and lurches its way, heaving and gasping and sweating from the karmic armpits, straight into “Oh my God, what the hell is wrong with you people?”

But that would be, you know, mean. Mean and callous to suggest that this might be the most disquieting photo you see all year, this bizarre Duggar family of 18 spotless white hyperreligious interchangeable people<');">nuked Smurfs in that UNICEF commercial and worse than all the horrific rubble in Pakistan and worse than the cluster-bomb nightmare that is Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise having a child as they suck the skin from each other’s Scientological faces and even worse than that huge 13-foot python which ate that six-foot alligator and then exploded.

It’s wrong to be this judgmental. Wrong to suggest that it is exactly this kind of weird pathological protofamily breeding-happy gluttony that’s making the world groan and cry and recoil, contributing to vicious overpopulation rates and unrepentant economic strain and a bitter moral warpage resulting from a massive viral outbreak of homophobic neo-Christians across our troubled and Bush-ravaged land. Or is it?

Is it wrong to notice how all the Duggar kids’ names start with the letter J (Jeremiah and Josiah and Jedediah and Jesus, someone please stop them), and that if you study the above photo (or the even more disturbing family Web site) too closely you will become rashy and depressed and you will crave large quantities of alcohol and loud aggressive music to deflect the creeping feeling that this planet is devolving faster than you can suck the contents from a large bong? But I’m not judging.