Hulleye Comes By!

okay so a lot of weird search terms are used to make their way to this blog through various search engines. everything from “attack fried tomatoes”, to “pictures of a cilice”, “three quarks for muster mark”, “sleepy japan” and usually the most common one of them all, “how to make chloroform”, which i get almost on a daily basis. i think today i hit a new high of weird search terms. apparently someone needs “lota washing instructions”. guess which post of mine shows up as the hit.

i thought about this for a bit. who would really ever need lota washing instructions? what do you mean by that? are you requiring instructions to wash the lota itself, or to wash your ass using a lota? and if it’s the latter, haven’t you done it all your life? why would you need to look it up now? or you need to look up my post to find a better and more efficient method? maybe it’s a new muslim convert who has been introduced to the concept of a lota. maybe it’s a person who is looking for salvation and has realized how unhygienic toilet paper really is. whatever the case may be, i sincerely hope you find your answers my friend.