Hulleye Comes By!

cool shit. malcolm gladwell, reknowned author/sociologist/economist of blink, and the tipping point has started blogging.

Reviews of 18 spring movies, and why you’d be a moron to see any of them.

The Da Vinci Code

IN A NUTSHELL
Tom Hanks stars as a rich, world-famous art historian who uncovers a mystery that could shake the planet to its core: that art history majors don’t actually grow up to be rich or world-famous.

WHY YOU SHOULD HATE IT
Making a suspense thriller that hinges entirely on a secret that, with some eight bazillion copies of Da Vinci Code in print, everybody already knows, might strike some as ridiculously needless. Ironically, these would be the people who were smart enough to avoid this poorly-written potboiler in the first place.

Mission: Impossible III

IN A NUTSHELL
America’s answer to the question “What would crazy look like if it was short and nailed Katie Holmes?”, Tom Cruise, reprises his role as Special Agent Ethan Hunt, making the world safe from possible missions one day at a time.

WHY YOU SHOULD HATE IT
A third installment of a franchise based on a television show based on other spy franchise movies is a lot like photocopying a photocopy of a photocopy of a cupcake, balling it up and eating it while I smack you for being so fucking stupid.

so for all those people who don’t mind the reality behind the humour, here is a guide to the corporate crapper. consider it the office space equivalent of the toilet.

well since you all know, i loathed the peter jackson version of king kong. so here’s the whole movie for you in 30 seconds, re-enacted by bunnies.

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possibly the best fight sequence EVER to the audio of fear and loathing.

guess who got married?!!! pathans the world over rejoicing. (damn, was that below the belt?)