evil jokes from yore
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i came across this guy running over a 150 applications on his macbook and it reminded me of a joke i used to play on people. i just realized how evil a joke it was.
- find someone you don’t like with a windows machine and when they’re not looking, do the following on it.
- click on start > find > find files or folders
- find *.exe, on all local hard drives
- it’ll take a few minutes but it should bring back a thousand or so hits after finding all the executables on the hard drive.
- select all by ctrl - a and then ctrl - c to copy all, and then ctrl - v or paste it all into Windows startup. (might end having to create a shortcut rather than copy the executable over).
- If you really want to be evil, you walk away at this point and the person who’s computer it is will realize what has happened the next time he restarts his machine and will just sit there with his head in his hands. (Nobody ever checks start up). Or you could do it right there and then and watch everything start up in front of you and the owner of the machine wondering why the heck his computer boot time is so ridiculous.
- or just reboot the computer and walk away.
happy fun.
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