the way of ninja
November 11th, 2008 by 
abbas
Ninjalistics, a leading provider in the hotly competitive covert tactical realignment operations industry, works with multinational Fortune 500 corporations worldwide, including six of the Fortune 10. Whether your company needs to dispose of whistleblowers, intimidate journalists, defeat unions, or circumvent unwelcome regulation, you can rely on highly trained Ninjalistics operatives to perform with style and finality.
Though nominally founded in the recent past by Swedish cowherd and ninja Bjorn Lundstrom (with several partners who are now departed), Ninjalistics descends from a venerable Eastern tradition of excellence espoused by 16th-Century assassin Hunzo “The Night Slider” Yamazaki. The Slider’s spirit lives on today in our commitment to the award-winning Holistic Quality Optimization (HoQuOP) program, rigorous adherence to Sarbanes-Oxley financial guidelines, and industry-leading ISO-9000 processes. “It’s all about process!” Our matchless record of good corporate citizenship means clients can rest assured: Your adversaries are dispatched in darkness and silence, with all proper paperwork filed afterward.
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